Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Perhaps the most ill-chosen sports metaphor of all time ...

'Bama Football coach compares team's 21-14 loss to 9/11 and Pearl Harbor. I kid you not:

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7467808?MSNHPHMA

Saban says 'Bama loss a 'catastrophic event'
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) - Alabama's latest loss has coach Nick Saban searching for ways to motivate his team.

Citing the 9-11 terrorist attacks and Pearl Harbor, Saban said Monday his team must rebound like America did from a "catastrophic event."
In this case, that would be an embarrassing 21-14 loss Saturday to Louisiana-Monroe.

"Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event," Saban said during the opening remarks of his weekly news conference. "It may be 9-11, which sort of changed the spirit of America relative to catastrophic events. Pearl Harbor kind of got us ready for World War II, or whatever, and that was a catastrophic event."

Alabama's just getting ready to face No. 25 Auburn, its biggest rival, on Saturday.

A Saban spokesman said the coach chose the 9-11 and Pearl Harbor references to illustrate the challenges facing his team.

"What Coach Saban said did not correlate losing a football game with tragedy; everyone needs to understand that. He was not equating losing football games to those catastrophic events," football spokesman Jeff Purington said in a statement to The Associated Press. "The message was that true spirit and unity become evident in the most difficult of times. Those were two tremendous examples that everyone can identify with."


Sorry, Mr. Spokesman, but your flexible P.R. skills are not going to save Saban from his flagrant arrogance. Keep in mind Saban is this same conceited f*ckwit head coach at the Miami Dolphins who assured his team and bosses that he wasn't leaving for Alabama, while at the same time arranging for the press to cover his departure (via a 'Bama booster's private jet) for the announcement of his acceptance of helm of the Crimson Tide.